Latest Bin Laden Offer

Latest Bin Laden Offering Most Desperate and Controversial to Date

by liyakhath ali khan

Advertisement for latest Osama Bin Laden video from radical Islamist terrorist website Washington, DC (Rotters) - Osama bin Laden warned in his latest DVD release, available for purchase from terrorist websites, that Al Qaeda would be stepping up its threats of attacks both in Europe and in the United States in response to offensive cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed republished by Danish newspapers. Bin Laden threatened to bring attacks also to the heart of America, targeting what he described as "your center of decadence" by infiltrating and threatening collegiate spring breaks nationwide. "Clearly we are witnessing some degree of desperation on the part of Al-Qaeda leadership," stated Ben Pensive, the head of US supported IntelCenter, a group tasked with monitoring militant websites worldwide. "Al-Sahab, al-Qaeda's media and PR wing, has become quite sophisticated with it's video editing and marketing skills. We were surprised at how well al-Qaeda has been able to maintain what appears to be a growing trend in female suicide bombers, and now , perhaps, we have some answers as to how they've accomplished this." The DVD was made public simultaneously just yesterday on thousands of jihadist websites worldwide, and is offered for the price of €29.95. The advertisement claims that the price, including shipping and handling, would be waived for anyone signing up for a 1 year tour of duty and subsequent training in the mountains of Pakistan. The validity of the disk is currently being assessed by the CIA, and initial analysis suggests that this is indeed the work of the elusive and now buff terrorist mastermind. The video apparently highlights lighter moments and frivolity from the front lines of al-Qaeda's war on the US. It is predominantly composed of scenes calculated to attract young Muslim women, including a controversial mud-hut wrestling party. At the conclusion of the video, bin Laden issues a chilling death threat aimed specifically at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Frances. In the rambling condemnation, bin Laden accuses Frances of disrespect for women worldwide, and cautions his Girls Gone Wild franchise against further searches through their archives in an attempt to find a rumored lesbian encounter between recently revealed prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre and his own niece, Wafah Dufour, which reportedly occurred two years ago.